"Tapas" (tapas)
03/23/2018 at 13:08 • Filed to: None
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"Tapas" (tapas)
03/23/2018 at 13:08 • Filed to: None | 3
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Break out that bottle of tire glitter!
Update: I do want to take this opportunity to emphasize this - glitter is the herpes of the craft world. Once you make contact, you have it for life.
You’ll burp after a heavy meal in your 70s and randomly make a cloud of glitter. And then you can reminisce your wild days, huffing tire glitter, giving in to your child’s screams at the craft store or - as I am just now learning - strippers.
npc58501
> Tapas
03/23/2018 at 01:07 |
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Ah man, who drove through the machine shop again? You! I knew it was you! You’re the only guy with a Toyota Camry that has shiny metal crumbs and shavings all over the tires!
Dogsatemypants
> Tapas
03/23/2018 at 01:10 |
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Way more shiny and they last longer too
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Dogsatemypants
> Dogsatemypants
03/23/2018 at 01:11 |
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Impress and surprise your significant oppo, by betacking their name into the sidewall.
415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
> Tapas
03/23/2018 at 01:14 |
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Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
> Tapas
03/23/2018 at 01:20 |
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“Sweet Toyota. Digging the glitter.” -nobody ever
EL_ULY
> Tapas
03/23/2018 at 01:20 |
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There is the straight of a weld or super industrial adhesives..... but stripper glitter is the something that sticks to you at a much more effective way
Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped
> Tapas
03/23/2018 at 06:49 |
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But, Does it smell like cheap vanilla body spray?
Long-Voyager
> Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped
03/23/2018 at 07:03 |
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It smells like shame and regret.
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Long-Voyager
> Tapas
03/23/2018 at 07:06 |
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I made the mistake of buying this crap once:
I still have little sparkles all over my wheels a year later!
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Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped
> Long-Voyager
03/23/2018 at 07:08 |
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That’s the smell... I always thought it was “vanilla”
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Long-Voyager
> Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped
03/23/2018 at 07:19 |
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“Vanilla” is just her stage name......
FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
> Tapas
03/23/2018 at 07:44 |
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This actually came up at my work yesterday:
KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
> Tapas
03/23/2018 at 09:02 |
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Bet this guy would love it
https://oppositelock.kinja.com/my-eyes-my-eyes-1824010450
OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
> Long-Voyager
03/23/2018 at 09:30 |
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I was abut o make this joke then... bam. taken. It’s scary how similar we all are.
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Tapas
> npc58501
03/23/2018 at 13:03 |
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Why would you do that?!
Drive? I change into my steel toes in machine shops for this very reason. My formal shoes are dainty as hell and safety incidents will hurt my bonus lol
New tires cost much more than shoes.
(Although I am currently unemployed - please employ me!)
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Tapas
> EL_ULY
03/23/2018 at 13:05 |
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I...uh...yeah. Really?!
See I didn’t know that!
crowmolly
> Tapas
03/23/2018 at 13:14 |
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Urambo Tauro
> Tapas
03/23/2018 at 13:14 |
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On tires, no. In paint, yes!
Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
> Tapas
03/23/2018 at 13:41 |
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My wife super wanted this stuff until she found it how much it costs.
LongbowMkII
> Urambo Tauro
03/23/2018 at 14:06 |
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thats some good paint
Wacko
> Dogsatemypants
03/23/2018 at 14:36 |
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Trailer park studs
RandomTask
> Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped
03/23/2018 at 16:27 |
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Came here to post the same thing - does it smell like vanilla and bad decisions?
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RandomTask
> Tapas
03/23/2018 at 16:35 |
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Side story - We were out for my buddy’s bachelor party at a place called PoleKatz. It was basically a warehouse converted into a strip club, the place was massive. As expected I was grabbing a drink, and one of the girls asked if I wanted a dance. We did the normal chit-chat, and I asked her name. Without missing a beat “Oh my name is Sienna...you know, like the minivan.” Not Mercedes, not Sienna, like the color, but “you know, like the minivan.” Amazing.
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Tapas
> RandomTask
03/23/2018 at 18:43 |
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Haha amazing!
But wait, she went that far and didn’t say how many guys she can fit in *wink wink*? lol
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Tapas
> Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
03/23/2018 at 18:46 |
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Wow, so you’re saying this is aimed at rich people with no taste?
God forbid, someone puts this on their Wraith or 570S...
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Tapas
> Urambo Tauro
03/23/2018 at 18:46 |
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I’ll allow it.
ranwhenparked
> Tapas
03/23/2018 at 19:50 |
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Damn, there goes one of my ideas. I’ll have to go back to the drawing board.
Does anyone make a cologne with glitter in it?
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Tapas
> ranwhenparked
03/24/2018 at 01:29 |
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Someone stop this man!
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ranwhenparked
> Tapas
03/24/2018 at 11:00 |
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Sparkle Scents: Smell the Party
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Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
> Tapas
03/24/2018 at 14:18 |
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Lol well my wife just likes glitter.